Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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