Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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