There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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