your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
What a dumb baby whore.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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