k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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