We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
two words: eviction party
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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