Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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