dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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