I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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