Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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