um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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