would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
please don't ironically join a cult
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