is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
