A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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