Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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