Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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