Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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