ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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