You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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