never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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