bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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