dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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