I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
