I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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