Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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