@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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