Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
and she was petting her beer can
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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