I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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