No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
