I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
i think im in europe. pls send help
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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