I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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