its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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