K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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