In the future we'll all be gay
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize