you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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