You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
