is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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