no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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