When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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