Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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