He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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