Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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