Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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