Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.