if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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