Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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