We're like a lot better than the average bears
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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