I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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