I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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