I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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