Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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