I cockslap morals
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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