i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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