The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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