I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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