Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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